Life is full of choices

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.

 

 

 

 

 John Hodge

Men are like...???

1.  Men are like ..... Laxatives ... They irritate the shit out of you.
2.  Men are like ..... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3.  Men are like ..... Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them.
4.  Men are like ..... Blenders .. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5.  Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6.  Men are like ..... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
7.  Men are like ..... Department Stores .. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8.  Men are like ..... Government Bonds .. They take soooooooo long to mature.
9.  Men are like ..... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ..... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll
                            get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots ...... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

To all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!