Life is full of choices

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.

 

 

 

 

 John Hodge

Panda Face

I very 'kek sim' to read the email that Mav sent to me loh..always teasing me without fail!

JoO wrote:
Lin Zhen is ur fren oh?
she email me woh...
she asked me whether i meet her b4 with u & man yen in mid valley oh?
did i met her? i dun think so loh...who is man yen ah?
wahlao,i so blur liao..
nvm, anyway, i replied her jor.. :)

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Maverick wrote:
You dunno this little kid lah~ she is as blur as you too hahha so please forgive her.

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JoO wrote:
wah!~~ u so bad loh..said i blur as her woh..
i didnt feel anything woh, just bit funny lo..may b i have common face that she reckon me somewhere gua..muhhahahhaaa

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Maverick wrote:
Panda face sure common lah, every country also has zoo.

@#$@#$#@$ *gulp* -___ - || *sweat*

CONVERSATION BY LANGUAGE ~Barrier~?

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.

Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels

Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man,...isn ' t it hostile?
Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh...dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

Vacancy for the post of friend

Fu-yoh!! nowadays friendster plays an important role for multi-purpose sake!
got such thing as vacancy for post of friend..tackle girls, out sourcing suppliers, sourcing for good looking bf, look for lesbo / gay, job vacancies..etc.
oh my fucking god! besides i received few of lesbo email , i got a hillarious email as well. please read as follows:-

Date:	Wednesday, 30 May, 2007 7:21 PM
Subject:	Vacancy for the post of friend
Message:	I would like to submit my application to add u as my friend. Your approval on this matter is very much appreciated. Thank you. james*p*j*a@hotmail.com